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TRACK: Every Teenagers #217

hootbird:

tylersthings:

Lek dis iffin u crei erteim

this is my FAVORITE ONE

rosalarian:

greenonthursdays:

huffingtonpost:

WHY THIS WOMAN WOULD RATHER READ HARRY POTTER EROTICA THAN WATCH PORN

When spoken word artist Brenna Twohy tells you that she is an unabashed devotee of all things “Potterotica” — erotic fiction based in the magical universe of Harry Potter — your response probably shouldn’t be that her taste is “unrealistic.” 

Watch her full monologue here. 

(Source: National Poetry Slam uploaded by Button Poetry)

I’m happy to be getting to the point where I don’t have to feel weird about enjoying fanfiction, or having written a bunch of it. Partly it’s that the fandom experience has become more broadly shared. Partly it’s that I stopped giving a shit.

And as for why I like the porny sort of fanfiction, see above. She says it better.

I like sex with context. I like sex when it involves fully fleshed out characters. I like the backstories. I like feeling like these people do other things when they aren’t having sex.

supamuthafuckinvillain:

I need this show back on air

stickyandcuteblood:

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

what is wrong with you?

cyrilliart:

Louis doing the ALS ice bucket challenge x/x

my-astral-body:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

this is the post that has cheered me up LMAO

broofriends:

This whole sequence is just amazing. In order- 

1) Liam puts velcro armed monkey toy around Louis’ leg. Zayn observes.

2) Louis takes this opportunity to steal Liam’s hat, obviously. 

3) Louis still has hat, Liam seems super delighted by it, obviously.

4) Louis returns hat to Liam’s head, puts the monkey toy around Liam’s neck. Zayn observes some more. 

dailydoseofziam:

Louis tries to grab Liam’s mic, but ends up losing his own one. 16/08/14

dthm.